A Gold Treasure Hunt – ‘X’ Will Definitely Mark Your Pleasure Spot

I have been on a mission recently to specifically find the ultimate gold ‘gasm gadgets to add to my treasure chest, and, hopefully to yours too.

The days of having to own a parrot named Polly, or having to try and figure out an enigmatic treasure map while navigating tempestuous seas, or having to walk the plank if captured, are thankfully, things that are no longer necessary to get your hands on the loot!

I will be your captain today and I will guide you to all the precise locations where you can find 6 golden treasures. All of these golden treasures can be found here on my Lelo Link 


The Tiani 24K is the first of your six pleasure toys to be added to your treasure chest. It is designed to be worn internally by women during sex, and because it has a dual motor design, it will enhance powerful sensations and orgasms for both partners!

This gorgeously smooth silicone sex toy is flexible enough to suit all body types and, excitingly enough, all sorts of positions. So let your creativity and imagination take over.


The Tiani 24 “navigation” disc (remote control) allows you – or your partner – to determine the exact speed and vibration which is perfect for you both. This can all be done just by the movement of your wrist! It is sensual, exciting and believe me, there is never a dull moment.

Once you have your hands on your purchased ‘loot’, there is a mandatory sexy, sensual ritual to opening your treasure chest. Take a moment to acknowledge your ultimate expression of indulgence and excitement – the beauty is truly astonishing! Inside you will find:

  • TIANI™ 24k
  • USB-Charging Cord
  • Wireless Remote Controller
  • Satin Storage Pouch
  • Warranty Registration Card
  • Detailed Instruction Manual
  • 2xAAA batteries for Remote
  • Lint-free Cleaning Cloth


YVA is more than just a powerful massager and vibrator: with this gadget, you certainly have struck gold! It is so incredibly special that you can definitely classify this as sexual jewelry, a luxury lifestyle accessory. It is perfect for exploring your body using different temperatures and sensations. For example you can run it under warm water or put it in the freezer for a couple of minutes. But please be sure to follow the “guide to pleasure” before use.

This smooth and very elegant vibrator is perfectly sculpted to stimulate all of your external erogenous zones. You can be selfish and use it solo (highly recommended). You can also use it with your partner, nestling Yva between you and your lover strategically. It will definitely be enjoyed and treasured by the both of you.

The Yva is 100% body-safe and very easy to clean.


My ventures have gone far and wide in search of the ultimate treasure. I have turned into quite the Tomb Raider, I must say. Okay, so I am not quite Angelina Jolie, but perhaps in this case, a lot luckier! Who needs the Cradle of Life when you can have the Inez!

The Inez is an exquisitely crafted vibrator, perfectly designed to stimulate both the G-Spot and the clitoris. There are eight preset vibration patterns and it has variable strength that will deliver intense pleasure!

The Inez has been endorsed by the one and only Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, I know, she has endorsed some pretty weird products, like bee-sting therapy and her $220 smoothie (as in the drink, not even the machine), but Ms. Paltrow certainly has the Inez spot on. This vibrator certainly takes sexual pleasure to the next level!

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Of course, this product is 100% body safe! It is a real treasure to behold.


For every distinguished gentleman, there are certain ‘must have’ items which should be found in your treasure chest. This magnificent gentlemen’s plug has been designed for seamless comfort and with a ring-base. It is intoxicatingly pleasurable, especially when it hits your P-spot (prostate). It will strengthen and heighten your orgasms, so you are in for the time of your life.

In addition to the anal plug, you will receive matching cuff-links – all presented in a velvet-lined wooden box. Absolute perfection.

The ‘Earl’ is 100% body safe and extremely easy to clean.


These golden nuggets offer the most luxurious way to strengthen your pleasure. These opulent 20-karat gold beads subtly vibrate as your body moves for an intense and pleasurable build up to an intense climax.

The difference with these magnificent Luna Beads, is that they have been designed for discreet pleasure. How is this possible? Well, the internal beads are rubber-coated in order to keep them silent while they are ‘at work’ and massage you. Ingenious!

For added safety and comfort the beads are ‘housed’ in 100% body safe silicone, allowing them to flex with the moment of your body.

I can assure you that you will have an absolute ball with these golden Luna Beads.

We are reaching our final destination on this golden treasure hunt. Feast your eyes on the final golden jewel.


Luck is certainly on our side. The double ended luxury dildo offers the most refined and luxurious personal pleasure. The beautifully designed dildo offers a stunning versatility, allowing you to try out a delicious blend of temperatures and sensations.

The tip has been crafted for deep satisfaction, while the more flattended end has been designed for G-Spot and clitoral stimulation.

The Olga will definitely give you pleasure which you will treasure for a very long time!


Now that you have your hands on one or all of these delights they will have to be treasured! You can keep them stored in the beautiful velvet-lined boxes that they arrive in.

All these products are extremely easy to clean, so please ensure that you clean them before and after spending time getting to know them better. They can last a life time!

At this point, I am jumping ship, only for you to enjoy yourselves in the privacy of your own cabins.

Would love to know your thoughts on our newly discovered jewels and which ones are on your list!


6 Replies to “A Gold Treasure Hunt – ‘X’ Will Definitely Mark Your Pleasure Spot”

  1. Thank you! I didn’t know they made these kinds of items out of gold. That is definitely very luxurious. Some of the shapes are very original too.  I appreciated all of your metaphors and sense of humor throughout the article. Your website is always a lot of fun and I look forward to reading more of your articles.

    1. Dear C

      It is wonderful to see you on the site again. I am very happy that you enjoyed the article.

      I hope to see you again soon


  2. Wow, I guess i was expecting something totally different than what I saw. I was kind of embarrassed just reading it but I couldn’t stop as I was wanting more.  I have lived a life where I have see quite a bit of this kind of thing. More power to you and I hope you fulfill all your fantasies of selling your product.

  3. Well, as one of your other readers mentioned, this was not what I was expecting, nevertheless I was entertained and enjoyed reading about the many products available. They certainly look high quality and luxurious. 

    I thought the Gold Cuff Links was a nice touch! Thanks for sharing. I will bookmark your website for future articles.

    1. Dearest Mary Anne,

      Thank you so much for taking the time to visit and comment!  I am glad that you were entertained and that you enjoyed reading about the various products.

      Kindest regards,


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