For me, there is nothing quite as fabulous as booking into a luxury boutique hotel for an indulgent and luscious weekend getaway.
To tantalize your senses even more, you will be delighted to hear that the following exquisite hotels now also include ‘naughty’or ‘nice’ overnight packages in their deals. For a guaranteed weekend of pure bliss, here are my five – highly recommended – choices :
BLAKES HOTEL – LONDON
Blakes Hotel is one of my absolute favourite hotels in the world. Anoushka Hempel is the interior designer of this simply exquisite establishment based in the heart of Chelsea. Thanks to Ms. Hempel’s tasteful designs, Blakes has become a treasured retreat for both lovers, and, for fashionable locals.
Each room has been individually stylized, therefore, offering something exceptional for everyone. From rich, bold colours, mysterious striped rooms to extravagant décor dripping in gold gilt. Please browse through Blakes Hotel ‘Director’s Double’ to choose your perfect lover’s hideaway.
In addition to all the opulence, the hotel offers ‘overnight love’ packages which include an intimacy kit as well as a Kama Sutra book to make your stay even more sweet. Or you might want to pack a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey into your luggage – reading erotica to your lover will get you both begging for more!
This hotel is known for its outstanding service and discretion – where your privacy is guaranteed and respected.
The next time you go to London, keep Blakes Hotel at the top of your ‘must stay’ hotels.
THE BRYANT PARK HOTEL – THE BIG APPLE (NYC)
Welcome to the Big Apple . It is true what they say – the city never sleeps! And what better way of spending a fabulous getaway in New York than staying in The Bryant Park Hotel which overlooks the magnificent midtown park.
This hotel is a minimalists dream. The rooms are spacious and with tall windows overlooking the park. These lush rooms are decorated with comfortable leather couches, Tibetan rugs and Italian oak furniture. All to get you in the mood for a raunchy stay.
The exceptional aspect of this hotel is the fact that – other than the food and wine room service menu displayed on the desk – you will also find your own sex toy menu.
Whether you are a couple or whether you are flying solo, you will be able to satisfy your every need. The hotel offers an extensive range of toys – hand-crafted glass dildos to gold cigar vibrators – condoms and lubricants for a night of fun and frolics. It doesn’t come cheap, but certainly worth it!
ARTISAN HOTEL – LAS VEGAS
If there is one place that should be on your bucket list, then it is, of course, Las Vegas! Over-the-top, bizarre, breathtaking, clichéd, fabulous, superficial and downright magnificent.
For those of you thinking of booking a trip to Las Vegas and trying to sort out accommodation, then look no further! Yes, there are so many great hotels to choose from, but you cannot go wrong with the Artisan Hotel. In comparison to the other hotels in Vegas, it is considered ‘small’ as it only has 64 rooms. But it appeals to a specific niche in the market and is considered to be a fantastic party hotel – with an erotic edge.
This hotel has an artsy atmosphere with a very kinky twist! Mirrors and paintings cover the walls – and sometimes the ceiling – of the hotel. The Artisan has included a good mixture of erotic art and replicas of classic artists such as Rembrandt, Da Vinci with a splash of Van Gogh.
The hotel is geared towards, let’s just say, the sexually adventurous. Hotel packages can include ‘naughty’ extras – the rooms will have copies of the Kama Sutra and Intimacy Love Kits of course.
Don’t know how keen I am on karaoke at the best of times, but hits being performed by Porn Stars – sounds like a night NOT to be missed! If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, then you can lounge by the topless pool and casually sip on your favourite cocktail.
HOTEL Q – BERLIN
Another staggeringly fabulous city is the one and only Berlin. Hotel Q is located just off the city’s main shopping boulevard – the Kurfürstendamm.
Q may be a small boutique hotel, but quite frankly, that is what makes it so special. The rooms are sleek and gorgeous. The lightening certainly creates the right atmosphere for wanting to get down to some sexy time with your partner.
Q offers 2 packages:
Sex on the Beach: Package for over 2 nights, 3 course dinner, bottle of Champagne, access to the spa is from 11pm to 6am – Perfect for a Valentine’s getaway
Sex Toys Package: You will receive a Secret Passion Box full of toys (already in your room upon arrival) to make your stay extra special.
You will be excused for not wanting to leave your room, but try not to miss out on this incredible city!
The moment has come when it is time to pack your bags and clear out your room. Please make sure that you clean all of your gifts and sex toys devices and pack them into your bags!
No sane person on this planet wants to walk into a hotel room to prepare it for the next guest only to find that they are having to pick up used toys off the floor or pry them out from under pillows or from between sheets. It’s not pleasant for anyone else!
Astonishly, according to Laterooms.com, 30% of items left behind by guests are sex toys including vibrators, plaster-cast penises or a blow-up sheep. I hold absolutely no judgment to what people use to get their rocks off. Whatever blows your hair back! All I am saying is that if you have bought a blow-up sheep to do more than snuggle up to at night to keep warm, then please make sure that you pack your little beast into your bag then next day too.
But fear not. Like any excellent hotel, with outstanding customer services, I am sure that they would be more than happy to post your ‘friend’ back to you with a note: “Dear Mr / Ms Smith. Enclosed please find your abandoned sex toy. We have not taken the liberty to clean it. I hope you understand”.
I hope you have fun traveling and discovering new places to stay across the world. I would love to hear about some of your favourite hotels and some to avoid completely.
Have fun, and I will certainly be seeing you again soon.