My Ultimate Wow Guide To Erotic Weekend Getaways

For me, there is nothing quite as fabulous as booking into a luxury boutique hotel for an indulgent and luscious weekend getaway.

My Ultimate Wow Guide To Erotic Weekend Getaways

To tantalize your senses even more, you will be delighted to hear that the following exquisite hotels now also include ‘naughty’or ‘nice’ overnight packages in their deals. For a guaranteed weekend of pure bliss, here are my five – highly recommended – choices :

BLAKES HOTEL – LONDON

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Blakes Hotel is one of my absolute favourite hotels in the world. Anoushka Hempel is the interior designer of this simply exquisite establishment based in the heart of Chelsea. Thanks to Ms. Hempel’s tasteful designs, Blakes has become a treasured retreat for both lovers, and, for fashionable locals.

Each room has been individually stylized, therefore, offering something exceptional for everyone. From rich, bold colours, mysterious striped rooms to extravagant décor dripping in gold gilt. Please browse through Blakes Hotel ‘Director’s Double’ to choose your perfect lover’s hideaway.

In addition to all the opulence, the hotel offers ‘overnight love’ packages which include an intimacy kit as well as a Kama Sutra book to make your stay even more sweet. Or you might want to pack a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey into your luggage – reading erotica to your lover will get you both begging for more!

This hotel is known for its outstanding service and discretion – where your privacy is guaranteed and respected.

The next time you go to London, keep Blakes Hotel at the top of your ‘must stay’ hotels.

THE BRYANT PARK HOTEL – THE BIG APPLE (NYC)

The Big Apple The city never sleeps

Welcome to the Big Apple . It is true what they say – the city never sleeps! And what better way of spending a fabulous getaway in New York than staying in The Bryant Park Hotel which overlooks the magnificent midtown park.

This hotel is a minimalists dream. The rooms are spacious and with tall windows overlooking the park. These lush rooms are decorated with comfortable leather couches, Tibetan rugs and Italian oak furniture. All to get you in the mood for a raunchy stay.

The exceptional aspect of this hotel is the fact that – other than the food and wine room service menu displayed on the desk – you will also find your own sex toy menu.

 Whether you are a couple or whether you are flying solo, you will be able to satisfy your every need. The hotel offers an extensive range of toys – hand-crafted glass dildos to gold cigar vibrators – condoms and lubricants for a night of fun and frolics. It doesn’t come cheap, but certainly worth it!

ARTISAN HOTEL – LAS VEGAS

If there is one place that should be on your bucket list, then it is, of course, Las Vegas! Over-the-top, bizarre, breathtaking, clichéd, fabulous, superficial and downright magnificent.

For those of you thinking of booking a trip to Las Vegas and trying to sort out accommodation, then look no further! Yes, there are so many great hotels to choose from, but you cannot go wrong with the Artisan Hotel. In comparison to the other hotels in Vegas, it is considered ‘small’ as it only has 64 rooms. But it appeals to a specific niche in the market and is considered to be a fantastic party hotel – with an erotic edge.

This hotel has an artsy atmosphere with a very kinky twist! Mirrors and paintings cover the walls – and sometimes the ceiling – of the hotel. The Artisan has included a good mixture of erotic art and replicas of classic artists such as Rembrandt, Da Vinci with a splash of Van Gogh.

The hotel is geared towards, let’s just say, the sexually adventurous. Hotel packages can include ‘naughty’ extras – the rooms will have copies of the Kama Sutra and Intimacy Love Kits of course.

Don’t know how keen I am on karaoke at the best of times, but hits being performed by Porn Stars – sounds like a night NOT to be missed! If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, then you can lounge by the topless pool and casually sip on your favourite cocktail.

HOTEL Q – BERLIN

Fun and frolics

Another staggeringly fabulous city is the one and only Berlin. Hotel Q is located just off the city’s main shopping boulevard – the Kurfürstendamm.

Q may be a small boutique hotel, but quite frankly, that is what makes it so special. The rooms are sleek and gorgeous. The lightening certainly creates the right atmosphere for wanting to get down to some sexy time with your partner.

Q offers 2 packages:

Sex on the Beach: Package for over 2 nights, 3 course dinner, bottle of Champagne, access to the spa is from 11pm to 6am – Perfect for a Valentine’s getaway

Sex Toys Package: You will receive a Secret Passion Box full of toys (already in your room upon arrival) to make your stay extra special.

You will be excused for not wanting to leave your room, but try not to miss out on this incredible city!

CHECKING OUT

The moment has come when it is time to pack your bags and clear out your room. Please make sure that you clean all of your gifts and sex toys devices and pack them into your bags!

No sane person on this planet wants to walk into a hotel room to prepare it for the next guest only to find that they are having to pick up used toys off the floor or pry them out from under pillows or from between sheets. It’s not pleasant for anyone else!

Astonishly, according to Laterooms.com, 30% of items left behind by guests are sex toys including vibrators, plaster-cast penises or a blow-up sheep. I hold absolutely no judgment to what people use to get their rocks off. Whatever blows your hair back! All I am saying is that if you have bought a blow-up sheep to do more than snuggle up to at night to keep warm, then please make sure that you pack your little beast into your bag then next day too.

But fear not. Like any excellent hotel, with outstanding customer services, I am sure that they would be more than happy to post your ‘friend’ back to you with a note: “Dear Mr / Ms Smith. Enclosed please find your abandoned sex toy. We have not taken the liberty to clean it. I hope you understand”.

Abandoned sex toys

I hope you have fun traveling and discovering new places to stay across the world. I would love to hear about some of your favourite hotels and some to avoid completely.

Have fun, and I will certainly be seeing you again soon.

RENÉE

13 Replies to “My Ultimate Wow Guide To Erotic Weekend Getaways”

  1. WOW! is the word! I had no idea that hotels offered naughty packages to their clients! My oh my! It now makes sense that New York is called the city that never sleeps. I’ll definitely pop up at the Bryant on my next trip to the Big Nipple, sorry, the Big Apple. Thank you so much for such a guide, I find it very useful. Take care. Anso

    1. Good evening Anso! hahahahahah, love your Big Nipple comment. I am sure that there is a cocktail somewhere in the Big Apple called the Big Nipple! It is such a stunning city. Please let me know if you ever go to the Bryant Park Hotel – would love to hear your thoughts. Thank you for taking the time to comment – as always, your comments are valued! Hope to see you soon again.

  2. Thank you for this interesting read.  I have to admit, when I think of traveling, it’s for wor or vacation but I hadn’t really considered it for an erotic retreat.

    I didn’t realize that hotels actually catered to such desires.  It’s something I think I’ll look into further.

    Do you know of any hotels in the northern California area that might offer such services?  I may have to take my husband for a weekend getaway.

    I don’t know when I’ll be back to Vegas but I’ll check out the Artisan Hotel when I’m there next.

    Thanks again,

         Scott

    1. Hello Scott!

      Thank you so much for your comments. I am glad that you enjoyed the article and that you are thinking of planning a weekend away with your husband. I am looking into hotels for you in Northern California – The Drake chain of hotels offer “intimate kits” for lovers. I promise I will get back to you with an answer though.

      Great hearing from you and I will be in contact soon

      1. Hello Scot it is me again. I have had a look and a gorgeous hotel that I see is: VENTANA BIG SUR, CA. Adults only. I am not sure if this is close to you but hopefully this helps.

  3. I have heard about the big Apple in new York city on different occasions and  feel like I need to experience the bliss of the hotel. Who doesn’t like an erotic hotel visit with a partner. What this hotels offer is really cool and I feel the services that is included complementing the good good is fabulous.I’ll tall my baby about this. Maybe we could spend a few sexy nights.

    1. Hello!  New York has to be one of my favourite cities ever!  I hope you manage to organise a fabulous sexy weekend away with your partner.  Pure delight!  Enjoy.  Thank you very much for visiting the site and for your comments.  Great hearing from you

  4. Oh my my! These hotels are pretty much situated at the heart of each states and they all speak volumes on tranquil serenity that would give ultimate night of awesomeness. All the reviewed hotels are of great taste an a night there would be of simply ecstasy. I like the look of the hotel Q in Berlin. Surely, nothing short of excellence. If ever I were to be in Berlin, I would explore the possibility of visiting this place. Thanks

    1. Good evening.  Thank you so much for taking the time to read the article and for your comment.  I really hope that you get to visit Berlin one day too.  You will not be disappointed, I promise you!  When you do visit, please drop me a line to know how you got on!

  5. Thanks for this informative article, I have been looking for a perfect getaway for this coming holiday I’m going to spend with a special one and this post has everything I’ll need to make this happen,  I love the hotel Q it does seem to come with lots of package I would like to experience. I’ll be looking forward to visiting Berlin this coming holiday. Thanks for sharing.

    1. Good evening!  I am glad that you found the article informative.  Berlin is a really fantastic city.  I hope you have fun, and please let me know what you think of the city!

  6. I enjoyed your article on comprehensive sex education. It’s something you don’t really think about.

     I’m glad they teach it in schools now. When I was growing up, the only thing they talked about in sex ed  was the reproductive system and how it worked. That’s all I got, there was no talk of how not to get pregnant or anything else that would have been helpful to me as a teen. Heaven forbid my parents didn’t have “the talk” with me. I was left to my own devices to figure it all out. So glad that’s not the case now a days.

     Thanks for doing this article, I think it will help a lot of teens.

    1. Dearest Lynne,

      Thank you so much for your comments.   I grew up in a very similar house-hold to you.  Sex was never spoken about.  In that respect I am glad things are changing.

      Thanks again

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