The Christmas countdown clock is rapidly ticking along. This year I have decided to make a change. I have finally made a move to be organised, and not leave all of my Christmas shopping until the very last minute – which usually involves me running around like a headless chicken on Christmas Eve! It is far too stressful!
I have even made arrangements with Santa to pop a few treats into the Christmas stocking labelled “My Favourite Elf” late on the evening of the 24th. I like to stay up until midnight (obviously to see if I can meet Santa in person), but also to start my Christmas off with the love of my life. Just the two of us, and certainly for his eyes only!
As I have done all of the hard work of shopping around for the ideal gifts, you can sit back, relax, kick your feet up and have a look at the fabulous treats I have in store for you. You do not even have to move from your chair. If you like what you see, just click the image, purchase it, and it will wing its way to you via Santa’s sleigh! Yes, I have thought of everything!
Here goes! Here is the list that I have given Santa.
SEXY, FUN AND COMFORTABLE BOXER SHORTS
These fabulous and colour boxer shorts are the perfect stocking fillers to unleash the naughty beast within! For fun and frolics, these super cool boxer shorts will certainly get you in the mood for a fun filled evening of loving!
- They have an elasticated waist-band for comfort
- They are made from a cotton blend
- They are machine washable – a low temperature of 30 degrees
- They are available in the following sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
FOR THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU ARE APART
He will be absolutely thrilled with this gift – the WLDDA Mastrobartor for men. It shows that you are confident and comfortable within your relationship. This is ideal if either of you have to travel frequently for work, which means time apart. The wonderful thing about this gasm gadget is that you can video call each other and still feel intimate!
The WLDDA is the latest gadget for masturbation for men. It offers the following mind-blowing options:
- 10 Pulse modes and vibration settings and gives a real sense of oral sex
- It has the ability to give the sensation of licking, vibration, rewind and absorb to give him the ultimate orgasmic experience
- The adult pleasure toy is made from soft and flexible silicone. Designed with oral passage inner structure and memory silicone, perfect size and shape that gently kiss and lick her penis, simulated female orgasm .
Do not worry, though, ladies, nothing will every replace YOUR touch!
THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN A SIX-PACK!
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Well, you have 6 choices in the is fabulous pack of Tenga Masturbation Eggs! Each one as orgasmic as the next! So whether you like your eggs to be Wavy, Boxy, Brush, Tornado, Sphere or Silky, you cannot go wrong these beauties. Unfortunately the chicken that lays these eggs is not for sale. But you can certainly purchase these little gasm gadgets are an egg-cellent price if you hurry!
UNLEASH YOUR INNER WILDCAT!
Finding this in his Christmas Stocking will hopefully be a delightful surprise! It feels incredibly sexy and unleashes a subtle confidence when wearing this! You will soon have him purring with delight! Nothing sexier than a feline strutting her stuff! Go on ladies, go wild!
- The Bad Kitten Leather Cat Mask is made from leather.
- It has an adjustable strap for the perfect fit.
- It has sexy metal studs.
- It is downright gorgeous!
GAMES NIGHT IN! LET THE FUN BEGIN!
I absolutely love cosy nights in with my lover. Whether we snuggle up and watch a movie, play an Italian card game aptly named Scopa or play a super sexy board game like Sex Memory Game, what is certainly guaranteed is a night of laughter and loving! I recently purchased this Sex Memory Game, and believe me it is really good fun!
- This is a particularly naughty sex board game for adults and couples to not only spice up your sex life, but will certainly reignite your sex life that’s become routine
- The great thing about games like these are that they are a great choice to try things that have been forgotten or never even thought of!
- This couple sex card game has simple rules. But who likes simple? It can also be used as kinky, erotic and naughty sex coupons. Ooooh la la!
- These erotic playing cards come with fantasy-inducing sexy pictures. So they are ideal for great foreplay games and, of course, for outstanding sex.
- If you are looking to spoil yourselves for Christmas with sex gifts for couples then this erotic sex memory card game will be perfect for him and her!
JINGLE YOUR BELLS!
Kick your Christmas off to a fabulous start by spending a wonderful evening with the love of your life. It is gorgeous to be able to wish your gorgeous partner a “Merry Christmas” while standing under the mistletoe – strategically placed – whereever that may be!
While it is just the two of you, perhaps you can pop open a bottle of champagne – do not forget the glass of milk and cookies for Santa of course! But, this is the perfect time to reveal your Sexy Christmas Stockings to your partner, especially if this is the first time you are surprising him. I can guarantee you that he will absolutely love it!
Oh, do not worry, you will not be left out, because my next article is what he should be getting for your Christmas stocking! And believe me, you are in for an absolute treat! I will not be dropping subtle hints, I will tell him what you will love and, quite frankly, what he has to get you! All the essentials!
Have a fantastic time shopping, and please let me know which surprises you have chosen!